crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

(via unfacetious)

fake-mermaid:

i know the world doesn’t revolve around me but it kinda does

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(via foodisbae)

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

(via foodisbae)

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via pizza)

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

(via pizza)

meanplastic:

180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

image

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

(via pizza)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(via pizza)

excadrill:

the look

excadrill:

the look

(via shrekquilleoneal)